*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
I HOPE YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU BECOME THEIR HAPPINESS AND YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
unless it’s my favourite member then go get ur own
how do i get over someone who i never dated
When I refer to “a friend" it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend
im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.