put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me
nash-griers-forehead:

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked


More like slam dunklemann

nash-griers-forehead:

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

More like slam dunklemann

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

ofrejects:

I HOPE YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU BECOME THEIR HAPPINESS AND YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

unless it’s my favourite member then go get ur own

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

agiantsackofpotatoes:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

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autotrophe:

When I refer to “a friend" it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that